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why does his legs fall off in the joke?

the young couple were out shopping in an antiques store when they spotted a full length mirror in the corner of the shop.
"how much for this mirror"the guy asks the shop owner.
"£2500"the shop owner replies.
"HOW MUCH?!!"replies the man"why is it so expensive"he says.
"because its a magic mirror,just ask it something and it will grant you what it is you asked for".
the couple decide to take a chance and buy the mirror and head off home.when they get home the woman wants to be the first to try it so she says"magic mirror on the wall...make my bust a size 44!!".
suddenly her bust swells so much that it bursts from her bra and blouse into full view of her husband.
"that's brilliant...my turn now"he says so he turns to the mirror and pauses before saying"magic mirror on the wall.....make my todger touch the floor!!!"and as soon as he finishes the sentence his legs fall off!!!!!.

because he wished for his todger to touch the ground and legs fall off so he drops to the ground and his todger touches the ground
he was specific

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Mirror mirror on the door?

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

You have me laughing me head off and my husband wants to know what i'm in stitche's for now.and i'm not gonna tell him till tomorrow.

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